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 1. After a decline in the prospects for a world state, the Palindrome, the upside down man, and the Sage will be bearish on stocks.

2. A reduction in the service rates will be treated as bearish by all pundits on the grounds that people don't care about having more disposable income, and they would much prefer to have entitlements and infrastructure.

3. The bonds will take a huge dive on the grounds that the Fed is likely to increase rates because output is increasing.

4. A chain letter to all economists from MIT and Yale, and all Nobelists over 90 years old will warn against putting conservatives on the Supreme Court.

5. All news about the cattleists health, hydration, and physical lashing out against her advisers will be eliminated from the blogosphere.

6. Gold will swoon whenever interest rates rise on the grounds that there is going to be more inflation and the dollar will rise.

7. Crude will hit a minimum before the OPEC meetings as news that one country or the other refuses to agree to an output restriction.

8. Stocks will go up on any seemingly bearish announcement that was preceded by a big fall.

9.  The longer stocks have spent without setting a x day maximum, the more bullish it is.

10. The prediction markets will badly miss the two biggest market events in history and cause tremendous losses to those who followed it.

11. The polls will all be biased against the republicans before an election by sampling fellow travelers to a disproportionate extent.

12.  A great uproar will ensue after an election if a conservative is appointed to the cabinet.

13. The Asian markets, especially Hong Kong will be the bell weather that foretells the subsequent moves in the Western Markets.

14. The PPI announcement will bail out holders of the bonds.

15. There will be a rise in the Stocks in the 5 days before expirations.

16. The economics announcements after the election will be much weaker than before the election on the grounds that there will not be as much reason to beat up those who say they are in bad straights, and similarly the Fed announcements will be much more bearish.

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  1. Rich Berger on November 16, 2016 8:37 pm

    Is “Ha” considered an addition?

  2. Edward Lam on November 22, 2016 5:34 am

    I know the Sage and the Palindrome. Who is the upside down man?
    Thank you!

  3. Anonymous on November 22, 2016 6:50 pm

    upside down= x-pimco bond man who like yoga

  4. Anonymous on November 22, 2016 10:12 pm

    Gill Bross

  5. Anatoly Veltman on November 23, 2016 1:02 am

    the Yoga lover billionaire trader who switched employers last year

  6. Anonymous on November 23, 2016 4:05 pm

    Bill Gross is the upside down man. Who is Mr Stiff ?

  7. Anonymous on November 23, 2016 4:07 pm

    Bill Gross is upside down man. Who is Mr Stiff ?

  8. Ves Todorov on November 23, 2016 4:10 pm

    Upside down man is Bill Gross. Who is Mr Stiff ?

  9. Anonymous on November 26, 2016 9:39 am

    Tronald dump is mr stiff

  10. edward lam on November 28, 2016 6:37 am

    Thank you!

  11. Youisfeghet on November 29, 2016 10:30 pm

    You is feghet and ur perdictinos SUCKS!

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