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09-May-2006
Kount Like a Korean, by Dr. Kim Zussman

All the old chartings on the tombs
They do the sand dance don't you know
If they move too slow (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like dominos

All the bazaar men by the Pit
They got their money on a bet
Gold crocodiles slip on the crude (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth your margin's hit

Foreign types with hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, light and sweet ohh
Kount like a Korean

The blonde mistresses take their tips
They spin across the trading floor
They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your stake and they take more

All the B-school kids are tricked by books
Mistaking Paradigm for Pair o' dice
When the bell rings (oh whey oh)
They kount like Koreans

All the kids in the marketplace say
Ay oh whey oh, Oy, oy veh-oh
Kount like a Korean

Slide your position through the $treet and hunch your back Offer just a bit and then you pull it bac Alpha is hard to get you know (you don't say, oh?)

So strike a pose with a big finance rag
If you want to find all the tops
The Wiz is at the donut shop
They sing and dance (oh whey oh)

Spin the wheel lay on the trade
All the Japanese with all their yen
The party boys now stiff the Krem-a-lin
And the Chinese know just how the wind does blow (oh whey oh) They take the bait just like Koreans

All the flops at the quant shop say
Delta thet-oh, gamma vegg-oh
Kount like a Korean
Kount like a Korean