In the Peruvian Amazon:

1 The girls outnumber boys about 3 to 1 for unknown reasons, hence a man is a king, and a gringo is g_d.

2 I haunt jungle pueblos with no other gringos as a failsafe.

3 The husbands are off working in the jungle. They are away for weeks at a time. Evolution and culture favor extra marital relationships.

4 I maintain two rooms simultaneously: at a $2 hotel for chlorophyl-under-fingernail types of my preference, and a $4 hotel overlooking the river for romantic affluent ladies.

5 S_x is a picnic in the Peruvian Amazon with no ties.

6 These are not prostitutes like the one-armed girl I met working her way through college, but rather normal females of the town.

7 If seeded properly word spreads fast and capitalism pops in. Start with the tenders of the barber shop, telephone booth, and public toilet because daily they encounter everyone in town. Give each a quarter per referral and by the stroke of first midnight s_x becomes a matter of logistics.

8 The young ladies expect nothing beyond s_x, but i´m happy to pay them to go away.

9 Give each girl a tip for referrals.

10 Take the first step.





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15 Comments so far

  1. Warren Murdoch on July 24, 2009 7:00 pm

    How did you arrive at the 3:1 ratio of girls to boys? Is the ratio across all ages? Do you think there is some social engineering to have more daughters than sons?

  2. bravochico on July 24, 2009 8:05 pm

    any sample pictures?

  3. michael bonderer on July 24, 2009 10:14 pm

    So Bo. Here’s what you do. You get Vic to add a video streaming component to his site and you do a Peruvian Amazon version of Curb Your Enthusiasm! (if you need hardware, the site will chip in and FedEx it)

  4. Rocky Humbert on July 25, 2009 9:42 am

    According to avert.org (see:
    http://www.avert.org/southamerica.htm ), Peru had an HIV/AIDS infection rate of approximately 0.5% of the population, as compared with the USA at 0.3%.

    A 1999 study of Peruvian prostitutes found chlamydia infection in 22% and gonorrhea infection in 14% of prostitutes tested. (See: http://www.faqs.org/abstracts/Health/Prevalence-of-Gonococcal-and-Chlamydial-Infections-in-Commercial-Sex-Workers-in-a-Peruvian-Amazon-Ci.html)

    As Sergeant Phil Esterhaus would say, “Hey, let’s be careful out there.”

  5. Djeorj XoroX on July 25, 2009 10:57 am

    Be careful?! How about try not to be a sc_mbag out there?!

  6. John Elston on July 25, 2009 11:55 am

    Come on man, that's not the type of post you should make here, why you don't write about premature ejaculation or how to get with 21-old girls.

  7. Mark Johnson on July 25, 2009 6:28 pm

    SOLD… I'm getting my plane ticket for September 24 vacation. Between the cost of living, good food, great fishing, exciting wildlife and beautiful girls what more can ya ask for. Ive been reading about this place for the last few days. it sounds really interesting and off the beaten path for sure.

  8. michael bonderer on July 25, 2009 7:01 pm

    Actually Bo, this sounds like pretty depraved stuff. As a US- centric site, we simply don't [enjoy] lowest-common denominator s[tuff]. To the extent that you garnered mystery and allure from your previous travel adventures, they were pretty much devalued with this post.

  9. D. Michael Martin on July 25, 2009 11:35 pm

    I guess the three to one answer is the men are in the jungle making a living and or experimenting with earth’s narcotics. Comically, my friend Carlos seems to like Northern New Jersey much better than his native Peru and so does Maria who cleans my mother house. Carlos was just released from Jail here too and he is not heading back down there.

    Their Spanish sounds a bit Italian when I listen to them talk in New Jersey.

  10. david higgs on July 26, 2009 7:57 am

    Aside to Rocky Humbert's update on the Peruvian social diseases, and Michaels Bonderer's total pan of Bo's posting… one also has to take into consideration that the parasites might have gotten Bo too, as for me I now have to put this site on Paddington Bears no read list… well until he grows up…

  11. Ken Drees on July 26, 2009 8:37 am

    Bo's post elicits an image of strung-out vodka-drinking Martin Sheen from Apocalyspe Now in that three day hot hotel room in Vietnam–waiting for a mission. Only its not Martin Sheen, its Bo with orange koolaid dribbled from chin to t-shirt–waiting for a girl who should be protected by the mission.

  12. manuel bravochico on July 26, 2009 2:47 pm

    That's correct Ken. And that's why "Apocalypse Now" is one of the most rerun movies on cable TV history, 25 years after it was released. Keep the updates coming, Bo.

  13. Dave Mustaine on July 26, 2009 11:36 pm

    Dear Bo, You rock. Keep up the good work. Everyone else is just jealous. Please post travel/airfare directions so that we can get down there ASAP.

  14. reid on July 30, 2009 1:25 pm

    I am shocked, shocked that there is sex (gambling) going on out there! Men, tend to your wives - it is a jungle out there!

  15. Jerry Powers on November 24, 2009 11:37 am

    What? No Pictures? Every idiot has pictures!


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