Oct

17

laborMy surgical assistant often asks for updates on the stock market, especially lately with what's happened to her 201K (used to be 401).

"Big dip after the open, with a huge rally to the close. We're nowhere near the bottom because there is still too much speculative buying, and we won't get there until normal people stop talking about the market."

(Read it somewhere and wanted to impress her.)

A lady overheard this, and related a similar story about childbirth: She was exhausted after laboring for a few hours, and the doctor came in to check. He asked her to rate the labor pains on a scale of 1-10. "Eight or nine!" she said. "It hurts a lot!"

"You're nowhere near delivery" he said, "because when you get close you won't be able to answer my questions, or even hear them."


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