Mar

21

1 You can't stand the sight of the screen and it gives you intestinal spasms
2 You are afraid of the open, close, and overnight
3 Friends keep telling you to get out
4 You are mean to the children (they took stats and you are average)
5 The children are afraid of Maria and Cramer
6 You can't remember feeling anything good about the market
7 You no longer enjoy anything about markets nor look forward to doing anything ever
8 The market opens and your heart sinks
9 You don't want to go out with friends or family because your results are too embarrassing
10 The market keeps making patterns that don't work until you pause trading
11 You're no longer proud of yourself, and can't recall a time when you were
12 Your jokes, which were originally amusing, are now cruel, abstract, and bipolar


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  1. david on March 21, 2008 6:05 pm

    just relax, its all in your mind

  2. Edward Barkes of Sydney on March 23, 2008 4:49 pm

    Looks like 12 hints to a market bottom to me.

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