Risk Management, from “R.S.”

January 31, 2008 |

Risk Management

(for the French)

The flowers must be fresh,

The wine and food superb,

And dont forget to,

Bring a nice trinket or two,

For a fine lady whos not afraid of

Playing both sides.

Forget everything she told you

Remember everything left unsaid

And dont forget to,

Give a kind word or two,

For a fine lady whos not afraid of

Playing both sides.

She'll flirt with disaster,

She'll lay with a brute,

Lest you forget to,

Alter the vases water,

For a fine lady whos not afraid of

Playing both sides.

She'll love your soft pillows,

Dont let'em comfort you,

Lest you forget the

Hunger a row under

For a fine lady whos not afraid of

Playing both sides.

Comments

2 Comments so far

Anatoly Veltman on January 31, 2008 5:46 am
SWM is looking for female counter-party of Jerome Kerviel positions; age and race unimportant.
George Parkanyi on February 1, 2008 4:39 pm
There was a young man from Paree
Who said “I need more S & P!”
Well he bid and he bid
Until off came the lid
- “Bien, qui veut appelez I.N.G.?”

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