Jun

14

These days I find I will do almost anything to avoid getting down to the necessary paperwork of selling our last operating business or the much promised scribbling of fiction.

The Report can be summarized as follows (Caution: I have already seen abbreviated versions of this kind of remark actually attributed to ranchers living in Wyoming and Montana):

"Mr. Trump did not steal any cattle, and there is no evidence that he conspired with anyone else to steal cattle. In fact, there is no evidence of any cattle having actually been stolen. Nevertheless, under the new Federal presumption rules for guilt and innocence, we Special Prosecutors are convinced that the President is obviously guilty of trying to resist being hanged for it; and we only wish we had jurisdiction to provide the rope."


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