Sep

22

 This summer in Slab City fired a heated rivalry between two Rainbow factions: the Nic@Nites and the Fat Kids.

A yearly Gathering of 10’s of 1000’s of peace loving hippies in a National Forest jolts the adjacent communities somewhere in the US. It may be the greatest reminder of alternative lifestyle since Ken Kesey’s bus Further carried his Merry Band of Pranksters cross-country that featured prominently in Tom Wolfe’s book The Kool-Aid Acid Test. The famous bus has spawned mitotically more buses, and many of them have pulled into Slab City.

Rainbow Gatherings are itinerant loosely knit communities of people who congregate in remote forests around the world starting every July 4 and continuing for about two weeks. The Rainbowers on whole supposedly share an ideology of peace, harmony, freedom, respect, and a dash of anarchy for spice. Their goal is to create a more satisfying culture than the one they find themselves surrounded in, and serve as a model for reformers in mainstream society. Everyone is friendly!

The Rainbow camps and kitchens are the basic community units. They may be based on topic, regional, spiritual, habitual, or even dietary preferences. For example, the Kid Village attracts attendees with children, Tea Time specializes in serving herbal tea, Jesus camp offers a religious foundation, and I used to stay at the Hobo camps during four national gatherings because that’s how I got there.

After the national gatherings, the various dozens of buses that form the nuclei for the category kitchens peel off in scattered directions for seasonal locations across the USA. This summer found a half-dozen of them parked in Slab City. The heat was ferocious, with ground temperatures above 150F, but most of the camps endured.

Nic@Nites is a camp that focuses on the sharing of tobacco and tobacco related products. The Nic@Nites hand out cigarettes at Slab City and will drive you crazy proselytizing tobacco wherever they go. Their goal nationwide is to have populated the nation’s alleys with so many addicts that no one will want. Their motto is, ‘If you need a cigarette, we got one; if you got a cigarette, we need one.’

The Fat Kids are another camp who serve fatty foods. They are composed of primarily overweight trust fund babies who eat well, and share their meat and greasy dishes. They’re national goal is a flavor of Herbert Hoover’s, ‘A lamb chop in every pot.’

The Nic@Nites claim the Fat Kids are killing people with fatty foods; while Fat Kids say the Nic@Nites are killing people with coffin nails.

The locals are enjoying the sport in Slab City, and fuel the flames of the butts and steaks by setting each group up to skirmish. They furtively commit arsons and burglaries, and tell one group a member of the rival one did it.

The showdown persists as both groups endeavor to attract newcomers wherever they go to help at their kitchens by giving away nicotine and fat foods, which was not covered in Vance Packard’s classic The Hidden Persuaders. The Fat Kids waddle offering you waffles, as the Nic@Nites wheeze offers of cigarettes.

All I can say is, sometimes laboratory animals, sales customers, and youth don’t know what they want until you show them. If the Rainbowers on whole would band together instead of bicker and advertise, they would quickly by sheer united numbers seize control of the Slab City economy, politics, transportation, and strong arms.

It isn’t so far-fetched. In astronomy, a binary system occurs when the orbits of two stars we see twinkling above are linked because of their gravitational interaction. There have been analogous relationships in history when an era is shaped by a rivalry and then combination of the two superstars. For example, Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton in early American government. The result of the showdown could be a binary win-win for a better Slab City.


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