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 Slab City girls are different. They're seasoned, leery, and well-traveled. So the approach to ask for a date is different:

1. Show her your tattoos.
2. Say you've been on the road for a year or more.
3. Claim to get a monthly dole.
4. Keep the chat to a minimum.
5. Pull out a condom.
6. Don't be surprised if she doesn't have underwear.
7. Let her brag about having more stab wounds than you.
8. Let her choose a position.
9. Expect intense swiftness.
10. Accept after her speech, 'I'm sorry, I have to go get more sex.'


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  1. Rick Bezousek on April 18, 2016 10:41 pm

    Bo KEELY IS THE GREATEST RACQUET SPORT LEGEND OF ALL TIMES…HIS WRITINGS WILL TEACH YOU MORE THAN YOU WOULD EVER LEARN IN COLLEGE..MY MENTER DICK HAMLIN SAYS HELLO FROM OMAHA OMAHA WARREN BEFFETT NEEDS TO VISIT SLAB CITY..SOMEONE SEND HIM TO MEET BO///

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